in case it hasn’t hit you yet: Tiana is the first Disney Princess from America.
I can paint with all the colors of your ignorance
Headcanon: Jake doesn’t know how to use Snapchat and just sends his friends pictures of stupid things he likes on adventures.
my mom made these like brownie cupcake things and they look like just normal brownies but then you take the wrapper off and
mother fucking chocolate chip cookie
but that’s still not all. take a bite and
THAT IS A GODDAMN OREO ON TOP OF A CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE AND COVERED IN A BROWNIE THIS SHIT IS LIKE EATING THE FUCKING TEARS OF GOD YOU TAKE ONE BITE AND YOU HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT YOU WILL BELIEVE BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY THIS MAGIC IN YOUR MOUTH WAS NOT SENT FROM THE HEAVENS
Is your mum Jesus?
international women’s day is almost over where i live, so i’m glad i finished this in time.
My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.
Oh my GOD.
Extreme dad jokes.
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
said the Angel as he sinned.
oops do i smell another demon/angel AU hmmm.
i just rly wanted to draw dirjakes and fancy demons and angels hella
ps. Dirks eyes are shining bright white, so he wears his glasses in human form to not get caught.